The Life of Matthew

I have just said my first word!
Is it Mummy? No.
Is it Daddy? No.
It’s “ni”!
Ni is the Danish word for nine. Mummy was doing numbers with me and was counting up to ten. When she got to otte (eight) I said “ni”. We  are all very excited. I did it again and again and even when […]

Inspired by the Rugby World Cup, Mummy and Daddy have devised a sin bin penalty for when I do something I shouldn’t (usually standing up against the patio door and banging on the glass - fun for me but dangerous; it’s a single pane door). First of all I get a warning and moved away […]

Today is Mummy and Daddy’s second wedding anniversary so congratulations to them both.
Two years ago they were having champagne breakfasts in a Las Vegas hotel before being chauffeured to the wedding chapel. In the evening there was a helecopter flight over The Strip and dinner in Ceasar’s Palace.
This year it’s changing my nappies!!
They […]

I just had to tell you about something exciting I discovered last night.
Did you know that there’s this thing in the bath called a tap? Did you know that water comes out of it and you can splash your hand in and out of it? I found all this out last night. I mean, of […]

I can walk! I can walk!
I just took FIVE steps all by myself. Oh wow!
Then I got so excited I had to go and lie down.
When I wake up I’m sure I’ll be trying to take more. Go me!
Until next time, bye bye.

The other day Mormor was looking after me and this advert appeared on the television. Oh, it was such a great tune that I just couldn’t stop giggling and dancing. Yesterday Mummy and I had lunch at Mormor and Morfar’s and they said we should look for it on the Internet. We found it and […]