The Life of Matthew

I’m not entirely sure I understand this and of course everything I hear is slightly muffled and I don’t really understand languages yet, but I think this is supposed to be funny. I started giving Mummy contractions again this morning and I’m doing it again now, but they don’t think I’m ever coming out. They’re trying to put on brave faces though and Mummy’s walking miles every day.

Anyway, she said, ‘It starts with a woman yelling, “I’m late! I’m late” and it ends with a woman yelling, “I’m late! I’m late!”

No, I don’t get it …

Until next time, bye bye.